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the lawyer
4/20/2006 9:34:34 PM



A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
>office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
>came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's
>door.
>
>Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
>and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop
>had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
>hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day
>before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter
>how the body shop tried to make it new again.
>
>After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
>head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
>lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
>neglect the most important things in life."
>
>"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
>
>The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
>It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
>
>"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
>
>"MY ROLEX!"





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