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CONFUCIUS SAYS
10/22/2013 8:10:21 AM

Confucius said all that? He was a very wise man!

Confucius Say.
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
But don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
For downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom
Is called a Daddy

Confucius Say.
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn’t know if he's coming or going.

Confucius Say.
A drunken man's words
Are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
And you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
A one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
Than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.





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